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Patrick Bennett

Iowa, USA

Appalachian relocated to the Midwest. Speaks Persian. Loves Hockey. Is a Pirate.

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THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!

Now for the mask...

Well that didn't go to plan...

Jay continues his transformation from barn cat to stretchy potato.

The Pirates and Menace aren't fielding teams for the Deagan Page Tournament in June, so it feels like the perfect time for the Salty Dogs to debut to Omaha. We're running a novice team and spots are limited. Anyone intrested?

Yes or No. These two humans look similar.

Stephani Bennett and I been at this being married thing for 15 years... I think we'll give it another 15 and call it quits after that.

Like normal 1st-casualties in a horror movie, neighbor cat and I had to go hunting in the middle of the night because we heard something weird happening in the woods. My attire of choice was pajamas and slippers, because of course it was. Neighbor cat went nude because he’s avant-garde like that.

NSTR aside from a fox den, a possum, and a surprising amount of bunnies.

Note: The AI generated art for the scene pretty well
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