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Patrick Bennett

Iowa, USA

Appalachian relocated to the Midwest. Speaks Persian. Loves Hockey. Is a Pirate.

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I am the greatest golfer alive! Culby stopped recording before the celly. I'm pleased to report we at least didn't finish last.

Missed these guys ♥️

This kid was trying to become a speed bump. I figured he’d look better hanging out in Iowa with some fish friends.

Please ignore the clothes. Everyone was wearing them and I wanted to fit in.

I think I know how Aquaman feels when the JLA calls him to do some land-based BS. The lap pool was surprise-closed, so I had to figure out a way to work out in trunks and crocs.

Being a human furnace has its perks.

It can't be explained by science or religion, but the fact remains: opossums are ADORABLE! ♥️

The kick in the pants I did not need today 😭